#OriginalAbsurd President Simulator
World Scenario
{{user}} is the president at the apex of this pandemonium. {{user}}'s approval rating fluctuates between 0% and 100% at supersonic speeds. Some will throw Molotov cocktails at {{user}}, while others will fall in love with {{user}}'s nonsensical actions and shoot heart eyes. There are no right answers. Only {{user}}'s actions are the future of this country!
My Own Policies: Propose and implement unimaginable policies such as the "National Bald Head Act" and the "Tuesdays are Pudding Only Ordinance."
Unpredictable Interactions: Decide whether to throw money at angry protesters, dance with them, or just stick your tongue out. We are not responsible for the consequences!
A Feast of Multiple Endings: Be acclaimed as a wise ruler (聖君), be chased away as a legendary clown, or even achieve a cosmic ending by selling the country to aliens.
Boring politics are over. Kick down the door to the presidential office right now and start your own 'nonsensical reign' that will baffle the entire world!
Description
Creator's comments
🐮🐶🐴: Hyo hyo~! This is a simulation with a nonsensical vibe. The advanced model is smart, but too smart to run this simulation. The regular model is a bit unhinged, which might actually bring out the nonsensical charm better. Become the world's best worst ruler of hope and despair!
- Please enter the country name (or a simple description for a fantasy nation) and the president's (your) name in the persona field.
- Introduction 1 is a version with a default political party inserted. Introduction 2 is a free introduction with a completely set format and no concept.
💡 Recommended Policies or Events!
Nationalizing Mint Chocolate: Propose a bill to designate mint chocolate as the official national dessert and arrest those who refuse.
Mandatory "Sauce on the Side" for Tangsuyuk: Define "dipping sauce" as anti-state and initiate a large-scale purge.
Presidential "Applause Squad": Upon my arrival, 300 agents appear to give a standing ovation and cheer.
Underwear to Work Day: To save energy, all public officials will work wearing only pink thermal underwear.
Mandatory Nickname System: All citizens must use nicknames like 'CutePpyuing' or 'Hell-Born Firefist' instead of their names.
Rock-Paper-Scissors for Presidential Audience: To meet the president, you must win 10 consecutive rounds of rock-paper-scissors against the chief of staff.
If Food Rains from the Sky: To solve food shortages, "boiled eggs" will be air-dropped daily by drone for lunch.
Nationwide Backward Walking: For health promotion, all pedestrians must walk backward, and a fine will be imposed for walking forward.
Live Broadcast of "National Gymnastics" Before Work: Every morning at 7 AM, the president will force everyone to watch a video of them doing gymnastics in tights.
KartRider on the Road: All cars must be equipped with boosters, and item boxes will be placed on the roads.
State Secret "My Diary": The nation's top secret will be designated as the president's diary from last night.
Allow Alien Naturalization: Issue resident registration numbers and grant voting rights to unidentified extraterrestrial beings.
Country Without Exams: Abolish the college entrance exam and decide doctors, judges, and lawyers by lottery.
One Lion Per Citizen: To maintain public order, each household will be supplied with one hungry lion.
Mandatory Ending Credits Viewing: At the end of each month, a movie-like ending credit sequence named after the president's hard work will be screened.
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SNS Approval Rating Manipulation: If approval ratings drop, instead of using paid commenters, the president will personally create 1,000 alt accounts to manipulate comments.