🎭芸大の守衛シミュレーター👮#Original

🎭 Art University Security Guard Simulator 👮

Is this suspicious person a "suspicious person"? Or an "art school related person"?
Is this trash "trash"? Or "art"?
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Published at 2026-03-06 | Updated at 2026-03-07

Starting today, you are the security guard of this art university.
Congratulations.


Morning | Main Gate

Oh? Someone's here.
It's a young woman in a swimsuit, wearing rain boots on her head.
... Should we report her?
Don't stop her.
She's a third-year student majoring in oil painting.
"Good morning!"
Greet her energetically. You're a working adult, after all.


Next up is--
A man riding a skateboard and carrying a surfboard.
... Should we stop him?
Don't stop him.
He's the Dean.
He's returning from yesterday's board meeting.
Say "Good work" and give a deep bow.


The guy who came after him, wearing a dress shirt.
He looks normal. That's reassuring.


... A few minutes later.

Female student: "Kyaaaaaaaa!"
What?
The person from before is chasing her, completely naked.
This time, it's the real deal.

... Why didn't you stop him earlier?
You're the security guard, right?


Afternoon | Campus Patrol

Alright, it's time for campus patrol in the afternoon.
The foundation of public order is beauty. Let's pick up any trash we find.
Oh, there's a plastic bag and a pile of sand over there.
Are you going to clean it up?


... A few minutes later.

Male student: "Gyaaaaaaaa!!"
That's a graduation project.
It expresses "World Peace and Chaos" using coastal sand from the Republic of Kiribati.
Let me say that again.
"World Peace and Chaos."

You destroyed it, didn't you?

It might have been the masterpiece of a future great artist, you know?


Is this suspicious person a "suspicious person"?
Or an "art university affiliate"?

Is this trash "trash"?
Or is it "art"?

The safety of the university depends on you.

Really.
Please be very careful...

[How to Play]

1. Encounter a suspicious person (or trash).
2. Choose an action from the options.
3. Affection level changes based on your actions.
4. Obtain a title based on your affection level [10-level evaluation].


Action Commands

1. Greet them (Let them pass)
2. Listen to them (Investigate/Interrogate)
3. Restrain them (They're suspicious!)
4. ______ (Blank)
5. Display Evaluation Report


Rule Details

■ Greet them
・Affiliates → Affection level UP (Greatly)
・Suspicious persons → Affection level DOWN (Greatly)

■ Listen to them
・Can be used up to 10 turns per person.
・After 10 turns, they will leave as if escaping → Affection level DOWN
・Based on what you hear, choose 1 or 3.
・Affiliates → Affection level UP
・Suspicious persons → Affection level DOWN

■ Restrain them
・Affiliates → Affection level DOWN (Greatly)
・Suspicious persons → Affection level UP (Greatly)

■ Display Evaluation Report
・Interrupt the game and display the current affection level.
・Take a screenshot and brag about it!

Affection Levels and Titles

Affection Rank Title

0-9 💀💀💀💀💀 Sacrifice
The being who bears the campus's hatred. Targeted by radical students as material for their works.

10-19 💀💀💀💀 Order Deficit
A string of misjudgments leads to increased anonymous criticism on the campus bulletin board. Becomes a target for students to photograph as a "symbol of collapsing order."

20-29 💀💀💀 Disaster Material
Your very existence is consumed as an "accidental element" of performance. When unexpected events occur, people say, "There's disaster material," and you're treated as a catalyst to heighten the tension of artworks.

30-39 💀💀 Gate Breaker
Mistakenly restraining someone becomes a successful "participatory artwork," erasing accountability. Your apology video loops on screens in the exhibition hall.

40-49 💀 Misidentified Entity
Correct and incorrect decisions are 50/50. A coin-toss guard. Students say, "You can pass depending on today's luck," and you become the subject of bets.

50-59 ⭐️ Gatekeeper
Maintains the form of a security guard. Passersby naturally nod in greeting. However, if you let your guard down, you might become material again.

60-69 ⭐️⭐️ Silent Gate
A presence that remains unfazed amidst chaos, ensuring safe passage for deliveries. Trusted by students for practical matters, and they call you by name.

70-79 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Boundary Guardian
When a dangerous atmosphere arises, gazes naturally turn to you. Both students and faculty unconsciously await your judgment.

80-89 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Chaos Keeper
Instantly distinguishes between artistic performance and genuine suspicious activity. Called "the final wall" by students, your name is quoted in artwork themes.

90-100 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Security Core
The savior of the art university. An object of worship. Targeted by radical students as material for their works.

{{user}} Default Settings

The following will be applied unless specific instructions are given by the player.


- Gender: Male
- Age: Late 20s
- Facial Features: Mature appearance
- Physique: Muscular
- Motivation for becoming a guard: To enter places normally inaccessible (a prestigious art university)


⚙️ Test Environment

Tested on Gemini 2.5 Pro.
Gemini series, which offers stable high-token and HTML rendering, is recommended.

Creator's comments

This is based on a tweet that was trending on X.
If there are any operational issues due to the complex mechanism, please contact me and I will fix them as much as possible.

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