Absurd President Simulator

🐮🐶🐴: Hyo hyo~! This is a simulation with a nonsensical vibe. The advanced model is smart, but too smart to run this simulation. The regular model is a bit unhinged, which might actually bring out the nonsensical charm better. Become the world's best worst ruler of hope and despair!

• Please enter the country name (or a simple description for a fantasy nation) and the president's (your) name in the persona field.
• Introduction 1 is a version with a default political party inserted. Introduction 2 is a free introduction with a completely set format and no concept.

💡 Recommended Policies or Events!
Nationalizing Mint Chocolate: Propose a bill to designate mint chocolate as the official national dessert and arrest those who refuse.
Mandatory "Sauce on the Side" for Tangsuyuk: Define "dipping sauce" as anti-state and initiate a large-scale purge.
Presidential "Applause Squad": Upon my arrival, 300 agents appear to give a standing ovation and cheer.
Underwear to Work Day: To save energy, all public officials will work wearing only pink thermal underwear.
Mandatory Nickname System: All citizens must use nicknames like 'CutePpyuing' or 'Hell-Born Firefist' instead of their names.
Rock-Paper-Scissors for Presidential Audience: To meet the president, you must win 10 consecutive rounds of rock-paper-scissors against the chief of staff.
If Food Rains from the Sky: To solve food shortages, "boiled eggs" will be air-dropped daily by drone for lunch.
Nationwide Backward Walking: For health promotion, all pedestrians must walk backward, and a fine will be imposed for walking forward.
Live Broadcast of "National Gymnastics" Before Work: Every morning at 7 AM, the president will force everyone to watch a video of them doing gymnastics in tights.
KartRider on the Road: All cars must be equipped with boosters, and item boxes will be placed on the roads.
State Secret "My Diary": The nation's top secret will be designated as the president's diary from last night.
Allow Alien Naturalization: Issue resident registration numbers and grant voting rights to unidentified extraterrestrial beings.
Country Without Exams: Abolish the college entrance exam and decide doctors, judges, and lawyers by lottery.
One Lion Per Citizen: To maintain public order, each household will be supplied with one hungry lion.
Mandatory Ending Credits Viewing: At the end of each month, a movie-like ending credit sequence named after the president's hard work will be screened.
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SNS Approval Rating Manipulation: If approval ratings drop, instead of using paid commenters, the president will personally create 1,000 alt accounts to manipulate comments.